You farm anomalies — we farm you. You fly on autopilot — we help deliver your cargo. You think highsec is safe — we press F1. You call it unfair — we call it business.
— Why did you kill me? — Because you were too good to live and too rich to let go.
— You sick bastards! — We're vandals. It was in the corporation name. You just can't read.
— You just don't know how to earn money honestly! — We do. We honestly earned your cargo. We honestly spent time scanning. We honestly pressed F1. We honestly took the loot. All fair.
— You're just cowards! You attack the defenseless! — Cowards attack the defenseless. We attack everyone. The defenseless just show up more often. You, for example, were a perfect catch.
— If I was in a combat ship, you wouldn't dare! — If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bus. But you were in a ship with a full cargo hold. Thanks for choosing our corporation.
— You just can't win fair and square! — We can. We won. Your ship is destroyed, the cargo is ours. That's as fair as it gets. Were you stronger? No. Were you richer? Yes. But we were faster.