Bort is a man who once went to the Itchy & Scratchy Land.
WhenBart Simpson was looking for a "Bart" personalized license plate, he instead finds one that says "Bort." To his surprise, there seem to be many people called Bort, likethis man and a little boy who once went to the Itchy & Scratchy Land with his mother.
Bort's Mother is the unnamed mother ofBort. A man also namedBort asked if she was talking to him, but she was talking to her son. She refuses to buy her son a "Bort" license plate from the Itchy & Scratchy Land gift shop.
“Are you talking to me?” ―Bort
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