If I happen to be sitting still, apparently oblivous to the fact that you are shooting the shit out of my ship....this is most likely due to to one of the following reasons.........
A/ I am getting another BEER.
B/ I am taking a piss, so I can drink more BEER.
C/ The wife has cracked the shits with the empties all over the desk, and I am disposing of them.....8/
Either way, it will likely involve BEER, and as such it is considered the HEIGHT of "bad form" to attempt to kill an individual engaged in said activities.
Please Cease and Desist with your attempts to reduce my person to it's most basic elemental components!