A Firbolg goes to an R&D Agent complaining of chronic fatigue. The Agent takes a piece of his hull and sends it off for testing. A few days later the firbolg calls on the doctor again complaining of the same symptoms. The doctor says " I have some bad news for you, your results came back, you have aids." Shocked the Firbolg says " Aids, how can that be im a fighter not a lover!" To this the doctor replies " Well one of your parents must have been a CARRIER."
"roses are red,violets are blue, i've got a knife, get in the van"