Sometimes when the world is tough With unemployment war and stuff I'm sitting on the lav and staring At the celing, I'm dispairing Cos the future frightens me Too much responsibility I grab Gameboy nostalgically And plug my Tetris in.
As soon as Tetris blocks cascade My anxious thoughts begin to fade My girlfriend left me recently Now she's a distant memory Because I've got a long thin block Which very soon is going to dock Besides a massive Tetris rock And make it dissapear.
My friend Joe's a Tetris skeptic Says it makes you epiletic But he doesn't understand It builds the muscles in your hand And it improves coordination Puts you in a situation Where you use imagination To stack loads of odd shaped blocks.