Name: Captain "Singularity’s Problem Child" Fynnyn Corporation: Witnesses of Singularity Home: Some wormhole, somewhere (probably not the same one as yesterday) Profession: Relic raider, cloaky lurker, professional "oops, wrong hole" navigator
Bio: Captain Fynnyn has spent so much time in wormholes that they no longer trust systems with local chat. Known for scanning down 99% of a chain and still missing the high-sec exit. Originally entered J-space "just to check it out" and hasn't seen a station since. Lives by the sacred doctrines of the Witnesses of Singularity: scan first, ask questions never, and if you see a Buzzard—kill it, it’s probably a scout.
Notorious for warping into hostile fleets "just to see what’s going on," Fynnyn has a talent for escaping bubble camps with 2% hull and an intact sense of overconfidence. Once spent three days lost in a shattered system, surviving only on stolen loot and poor decision-making.
Special skills include: ✔ Accidentally rolling the static at the worst possible time ✔ "Scouting" by getting caught first ✔ Disappearing for hours only to return with a Stratios and a questionable killmail ✔ Jumping into a wormhole mid-collapse just to "see if it holds"
If you see them on d-scan, don't worry—it’s probably fine. Probably.