CHAOS REIGNS AMONG THE STARS. Across endless systems of New Eden, ships explode, wallets shrink, and Capsuleers struggle for ISK, glory, and properly fitted modules.
But hope is not lost.
A brave — if occasionally misguided — band of pilots has united, determined to face the cold void with HUMOR, CAMARADERIE, and UNREASONABLE SPEED.
While mighty alliances rule through fear and overwhelming firepower, this corporation chooses friendship, learning through failure, and the unshakable belief that even a destroyed ship can still be a good night.
They reject the slow, cautious ways of others. Asteroid belts are not gently sampled by fragile Ventures — they are COMBED CLEAN, stripped bare with enthusiasm, questionable efficiency, and far too many ships on grid.
Now they venture forth to mine the riches of space, form daring fleets, confuse their enemies, and prove to the universe one truth:
SPACE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SERIOUS.
The saga of Yogurt's Merchandising and Minerals has begun.