"Providing unscheduled rapid disassembly services since YC105. If you haven't found out yet, please hold at the gate for the next available agent."

OFFICIAL CHARTER: DEPARTMENT OF EXTRA-JUDICIAL REPOSSESSION
The Fiscal Asset Forfeiture Office (FAFO) was established in YC105 following a realization by the Four Empires that "The Market" was becoming dangerously cluttered with ships belonging to pilots who had more ISK than sense.

Operating outside the sluggish constraints of CONCORD, the FAFO is a multi-regional task force dedicated to the aggressive "re-normalization" of New Eden’s economy.
If you are flying it, we have likely already filed the paperwork to forfeit it.

OUR MANDATED SERVICES:
• Subsidized Hull Reduction: We will reduce the drag on your flight profile by removing unnecessary components—such as your engines, your shields, and your dignity.

• Asset Recovery: We don’t care if it’s an Amarr Gold Magnate or a Minmatar rust-bucket; if it’s in space, it’s a taxable asset. We collect at the point of impact.

• Rapid Biomass Relocation: For clients who are particularly attached to their vessels, we offer an expedited pod-breaching service. It is the fastest way to get from Null-Sec back to your home station. Guaranteed.

COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL:
If you see a FAFO Auditor on your grid, please do not panic. Panic increases your heart rate, which can lead to a messy biomass harvest. Instead, simply cut your engines and prepare to Find Out.

"We aren't here to take sides. We're just here to take everything else."