BigDongEnterprises (“BDE”) proudly asserts exclusive rights to the use of the “BigDong” name, prefix, and associated marks (collectively, the “BigDong Brand”) within New Eden.

Any use, imitation, or representation of the BigDong Brand, including but not limited to character names, corporations, alliances, or other entities implying affiliation with BDE, without express authorization, is strictly prohibited. Unauthorized use may result in formal denunciation in local chat, public ridicule, or other suitably dramatic in-game measures as determined by BDE Command.

This notice is provided in the spirit of professionalism, satire, and brand integrity. It does not constitute a real-world legal instrument, but you should still probably think twice before faking a BigDong.