“Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.” -Norm Macdonald
“They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.” -Norm Macdonald
“OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote ‘Hey, they’re still alive, aren’t they?’” -Norm Macdonald
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