We’re a merry band of big krabs with a penchant for heavy drinking and massive damage. Nestled comfortably in a magnetar, we’ve mastered the art of rolling out—whether it’s to defend our turf or just to find something new to mine, blow up, or stumble into. Our magnetar home amplifies our already huge numbers, making sure that when we hit, we hit hard. We’re not just any krabs; we’re big krabs, and we know how to make a splash—drunkenly, of course.

Join us if you can keep up with our boozy antics and are ready to roll out with the best krabs in the galaxy!