Cognac Guddah o/ Cognac > you still drive me crazy you sexy beast Cognac > sometimes i ask my wife to talk like you when we are shacking... otherwise there is no climax Cognac > then she says in danish/english/guddah-language "fuck me cognac, treat my like a nice slimy fish" Cognac > and i instantly explode
ArmyOfMe > a m8 who moved to norway asked if i could dl some porn for him cause it would take 3 weeks to get internet ArmyOfMe > i downloaded 100 gigs of shemale and midget porn ArmyOfMe > best part was, and i quote "I hate you, but i wanked to it"