We at Salt Distribution Services strive to create and deliver delicious seasonings to all players. We have found that pilot tears are one of the best and most pure sources of natural salt. Want to gank a miner? No problem, tears are great. Want to prevent a miner gank? No problem, tears are great. Want to destroy someone's hopes and dreams? Awesome! Those are the very best tears!

"But what if I don't want to directly create salt? How can I help in the all-important task of making food edible?"

I'm glad you asked! Join our industrial wing and help support the dauntingly expensive task of bringing salt to all of the EvE players in existence!

Contact ToJas for salt delivery options or employment opportunities. We are always happy to bring some salt to those you hate! (For a modest fee.)