So one day I was watching a TV special and I'd finished eating my lunch, when I fell asleep.. when I woke up I was transported to new Eden, I had become a capsuleer.

I start to take in my surroundings, I meet a guy called TJ. Now me and Teej went from strength to strength, we made a huge interstellar space empire but one day we were out shopping and some fools ambushed us, they opened fire and my boy TJ took a cap in his ass, I wanted to save him but there was nothing I could do, returning fire without aiming I dived into a dumpster and waited for the police to show up. I lost Teej and then without him my business empire crumbled, so now I'm not a space emperor anymore I'm just some guy watching TV and eating frozen meals.