And lo did Ramszack lead his people forth unto their new home. “Behold,” he said. “Your new home awaits, it shall forevermore be named the Promised Land, that none shall forget those we lost along the way”. So the prostitutes and card players laid down their ships, weary from decades of travel, they set up their home and promptly began a week long orgy. This is the origin of “Orgy Week” which is still celebrated today. -Translated from the Chronicles of Deshcag, Scrivener 2015