Investigations'r'Us

I run a small detective agency in Poitot with my wife and my two kids.

My eldest, Tommy, has a blue pill addiction. So far, he only uses Standards but I'm worried that he will soon move up to the Improved pills.

My youngest is the apple of my eye, but I'm worried about him... I saw him down at the school yard with his friends trying Quafe Zero the other day. That's how they get started... first with the legal boosters and eventually with the illegal boosters like his older brother.

Finally, my wife has an addiction to Male Exotic Dancers... we often go without dinner because she spends our coffee money on said dancers... which is a shame because I'm right here.

I run this detective agency on small cases and donations. Feel free to donate so I can pay for rehab for my kids.