A bank corporation for the one and true rulers of the galaxy, the squids, once mighty and powerful we have now been pushed back into a mere few thousand.
We once ruled the galaxy with our vast armies of squids, worked side by side with the hoomans but we were betrayed, the ink of a trillion squids were spilled in the big battle that took place over all of the known universe, leading to the blackness we all see today.
For this reason we few have decided to strike back against hoomanity once and for all, we got the people, we have the will. All we need now is the ISK.
So we beg of you, please help us out by supporting our efforts. Help us and you shall be rewarded the day the squids finally rise up and take what is rightfully ours.
If you donate 0.10 a squid can eat good for a week.
1 Isk and you will buy us 5 new sticks to fight the hoomans with.
1mil and we can recruit 250 000 new soldiers and arm them with weaponz.
1bil and we can recruit 1 million soldiers and arm them with seashells bombs.
Now why should you donate you might ask? And while that's a valid question. The more you donate the more perks you get when the uprising starts.
0.10 > 0.99 isk and you will get 1 hour out of our mines a week.
1 > 999 999 isk and you will get a blanket to use when you sleep.
1 mil > 999mil isk and you will get 2 hours of a week and a pillow and a blanket! (So 3 hours off in total)
1bil > 50 bil and you will get a kitten to play with. + all the other bonuses. You may not eat said kitten.
50bil and above will net you a wooping 3 hours (+ the 3 from the previous bonuses) you also get a Narwhal to use when bringing the Uranium to the overseer. Less swimming for you!