"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." - Mark Twain

And now, a message from our director:

Fuck spinning ships, I fuck hoes and tricks.
I smack up retards like they a hoe or a bitch.
I drop bombs like Arabs when they not eating Falafel,
I wanna kill mufukas while roaming around eatin waffles.
Minmatar and i'm loving the rust,
I'm a space pimp bitch and your moms is hugging my nuts.
I shoot a/c's, arties and missile like a professional,
Then i get back to station, crack some bubbly while i'm undress'n you.

They call me Judas, but the hoes call me daddy,
A Sleipnir ain't nothing but a modern day Caddy.
I got fur and L.e.d.'s in my cockpit baby,
Big ass subwoofers so the carebears think i'm crazy.
I never killed no rocks unless it's crack that simple,
DruzidelCastro on his ass got a big ass pimple.

So hook a Brotha up and get me dat damn application,
And me and u can ride in my Caddy with rusty guns blazin.
Make it quick girl, no hesitation
All your friends will be jelly and say,
"Is it true about what they say about the Minmatar persuasuion?"