Freed from the oppression of materialism and the indignity of individualism by our glorious leader, Shoulda Checked Local is an unbreakable collective, each individual indivisible from the whole.
United forever in friendship and labor we strive ever forward crushing greedy capitalists and corrupt democrats beneath the unmatched might of the people.
We perform these noble duties: ☆ Crushing the bourgeoisie ☆ Social engineering ☆ All-Male ☆ Eliminating inequality ☆ Eliminating economic materialism