Dr Jeremiah "Lazarus" Helgenburg is credited with the invention of the perma-quiff in the high-tech research labs of the respected Caille University.
Born the son of an Elvis-impersonating mother and father, his path to glory was perhaps predestined. But hard work and years of exploratory research was ultimately the key to yielding an incredible discovery: a three-dimensional carbon lattice quiff that could withstand the very worst stellar storms without a fraction of movement.
For his invention, Helgenburg was awarded the prestigious Caille University "Wow Moment of the Year" award, but graduated bottom of his class, having actually studied geography.
Some say he later sold his company (and the patent to his perma-quiff) and left for the stars in a shuttle with only a pistol and his wits.
There have been but few mentions of him in the annals of time since - although his involvement for a time was suspected in an embarrasing incident costing the nacent Omnicorp Yutani Corporation [OCPYU] over 98.7% of its wealth, following the detonation of its flagship on a routine mining mission.
If he is still out there, we can only be sure of one thing. His hair game is on point.
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