"Fuck his lowsec greifing shit. We'll blob his ass and harvest his tears."
" If all we're dealing with is some lowsec douche then I'll just post up"
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers and asks, “Hey, buddy, doesn’t that thing hurt?” “Yarrrr!" the pirate replies,"It’s drivin’ me nuts!"