Bios are fairly dumb, but there again where else would you want to put the Dumb stuff
"If you could become your ingame character would you?" -"My character is a billionaire, flies spaceships, and owns a prostitute, what the **** do you think?"
"i dont always fail but when i do i have a chat full of billionaires to point and laugh at me >.>"
"At best, EVE is like speeding around in a stolen Ford Pinto... vintage cannonball cannon ducttaped to the roof... your arm around the shoulders of a dead hooker... and 20 guys armed with frying pans chasing you down on vespas. At worst... it's EXCEL spreadsheets in space."