Big Daddy McColt is the proud, *extremely active* CEO of Ponywaffe, a once-glorious outfit now specializing in parking spots and corporate inertia. He bravely logs in every few months to:

1. move 10 ISK between wallets, and
2. Rename Shuttles to "Freindship is Magic"
3. click “Yes, I’m still CEO.”
*“Active” defined as: did not biomassed.

He accepts all diplomatic convo requests between 03:00–03:01 on odd Tuesdays. Recruiting closed since 2016; applications will be cherished as museum pieces. If you see him in space, it’s a ghost, a courier contract, or a misclick from the character select screen.