2016
Eve veteran who is trying new alpha player experience.
So far; failing terribly. It seems I can't kill anything.
Not even Hordelings...

2017
I really couldn't kill them, so I joined them. Now I am the
Hordeling...
RIP walking in stations.

2018
Still terrible at PVP, but PVE is really boring, way more
than it used to be back in 2006. Or is it just me?
I live in Geminate now. It's has lot of content everywhere.

2019
Frigates are nice and much more fun than F1 DPS.
Also CCP, can you fix your game, please?
RIP VNI, RIP IRL

2020
EVE is still dying.
RIP all high resist fits.
Stupid triangles everywhere. What is this nonsense?
They are so OP, no balance at all.

2021
I am still here for some reason.
I was winning EVE for a while.
But the saying is true, you cant ever actually win.
EVE is more broken than ever before, CCP totally lost their mind.
Everyone is in their own little instance.

2022
EVE was dead and scarcity killed it. But someone resuscitated it to become a walking corpse.
Everything is the same and everyone is poorer.
Geography of eve is ruined by filaments and triangles.
CCP broken every single promise: not selling SP, not selling ships, citadel safety,...
I hate daily rewards.

2023
Daily challenges are the worst.
There is no content, there are no people in space.
Everything is a blue doughnut of some kind. 50 jumps to nearest enemy,
who will dock the moment I show up in intel channel? No thank you.
I log in just to sit in a station and then log off.
Why am I playing this game again? And more importantly why am I paying for it? Am I crazy?

2024
This is unplayable. I wont support another failed FPS shooter and crypto scams. No $ for CCP, alpha life for Tony.

2025
Finally uninstalled this garbage to take a break, only to be forced to log back in because of Gobbins and his dumpster-fire.
Horde directors were corrupt retarded assholes for a while, but R-AG and MJ- were monumental fuckups.

2026
Horde is dead, long live the Emperor of Zigamites, twats and turds.

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I hate character limits. Why CCP? Why 2500 character limit bio? Its 2023, text storage is cheap.