“I just want to watch worlds burn”. I'm broken damaged goods. I’m sarcastic full of shenanigans and unadulterated fuckery with a side of go f%$# yourself because i hate the world i live in. i hate it while i sit here on my hypothetical high horse smokin my freedom stick because MERICA MF! (not a dick joke lol) i like cupcakes, the 50's, big lasers and submissive women. Fck the Clintons, common core, canadian coins and vanilla's. I'm fckd in the head and theres no help for me. God bless cuckcakes, micro lacy booty shorts and french toast. welcome to johnnysexyopolis, your all beautiful.