Sometimes when I'm sad I walk the streets with a bunch of mice licking a tiny piece of wood that i found, and I think to myself "hey this wood is good wood, good wood to lick."

Tore up the restraining order I don't care I'm comin' over What your daddy said isn't goin' over to Well don't you know not to kiss and tell Mother said "She's my brothers daughter" And I don't even know who's my father. I guess she's my cousin but she needs Some sweet lovin' anyway

72 virgins can never stop a war, but 100000 hookers can beat the marine corps

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