A shalk and a kagouti were strutting back and forth in a foyada, casting aspersions on one another’s looks. "You are the ugliest creature alive," the shalk told the kagouti. "No, YOU are the ugliest creature alive," the kagouti told the shalk. For each thought himself most handsome, and the other most ugly.
Then Lord Vivec chanced by, and settled their dispute. "No, you BOTH are the ugliest creatures alive, and I will not have my pleasant sojourn spoiled by your unseemly squabbling." So he dealt them both mighty blows, shattering their skulls, and silencing their argument, and went merrily upon his way.
And thus Lord Vivec proved that ugliness is as much in one’s manner as in one’s appearance.
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once a time, in a days of yore a man, noble and brave found a hat on a distant shore and it fit, as for knight the glaive.
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A lonely bear was walking alone in the great forest. He saw a burning car. A bear decided to sit in, so he burnt.
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