Evil Overlord Rules Rule No. 12 One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to to spot will be corrected before implementation.
Rule No. 20 Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.