- ask the guy in the porsche if he's nanoed it - in a barfight try to orbit your opponent - flee from a car accident because youre afraid of getting concorded - refuse to leave the house because you can't find your pod. - google what the price for oxygen is in Alpha Centauri. - your wife joins the enemy side. - you 'push-to-talk' to someone in your vicinity. - you leave restaurants because they don't serve Long-limbs and Quafe Ultra. - you see your wife and tell her she's a dense veldspar roid - your cant get into your own yard because the gate is camped - run away from bubbles trying to get to optimal - when you sit on your roof shooting and people passing by, then going down to loot and salvage - when you scream POINT AND WEB IT when your dog runs away - start referencing your automobile as your starship. - you sit down, turn on your computer, and you've logged in and not realised
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