BEHOLD!

You are in the presence of A Twin God's Herald

I come to you to spread the word of the Twin Gods of New Eden. You see, many know of The Mighty BOB (Praise HIM!) and his prowess on the battlefield. Many have attempted to reach HIS greatness, and failed, of this there is no doubt. However, it seems far too many have forgotten and forsaken He Who Came Before BOB……The Live-Giver, SPOD, Stoic elder brother to BOB. You see, many here at Industrial Mining and Mayhem (IMM ™) know this truth of Eve. It is our DIVINE MISSION handed down from The Twin Gods, that we must spread the glory of the Elder Brother to the rest of New Eden. It is WE who must bolster the Elder, without forsaking BOB himself (PRAISE HIM!!!)


Thus, we humble Servant Miners of SPOD It is we who shall mount our mining ships, and take this battle to the front line against the Heathen Goons who have Forsaken and Abused our Precious SPOD for their own twisted plans. It is WE who shall serve as SPOD’s Thunderous Pick and shall bring his Righteous Vengeance down upon them!!!! Join us Brothers and Sisters, in these most glorious of days.

It is for the Glory Of SPOD,
That we Descend into Mayhem,




Sirus Phoenix,
The Lord's Speaker