One Day Jack decided that his hatred of the Amarr was more compelling than his love for the Caldari....saying f**k it, Minmitar Chicks are hotter anyways, he departed to Hek.......
After Joining the Stan Master Race Missile Jack realised that he was a bad scout....but continued doing it anyways ( the Stan's promised to buy him coke and missiles)
Unfortunatley Jack is not as smooth as he thought.....after attemtpting to seduce the wife of the boundless creativity corporations CEO he was well and truly kicked out of Republic Space - winking as he left (in a brand new nefanatar thrasher no less) Jack flew right back to the poor b*stards at the Caldari Corporate Police Force. You could hear them groan as he entered the system.
Rough Night indeed. It took Jack six months (and his right eye) to get over this one, fortunatley when he woke up he realised he could fly better than ever before and, pausing only to wave at the nurse, jumped back in his capsule, a drip still hanging from his arm