Mr. Skeffington, a loyal family pet, awoke one day to find that his owner was going to take him for a walk in the park. Excited, he grabbed his leash in his canine jaws and went outside to jump into his owner's car.
It was only once the car began to roll that he discovered his loving owner's treachery! Far from taking him to the park, where that marvelous tree and bush that he so enjoyed to mark were, his owner was taking him to the vet! And, as it turned out, not for a check-up.
"Bark, bark!" he yelled. (Why human!) but to no avail. While the human did respond to him, it was obvious that it wasn't due to an understanding.
"I caught you yesterday trying to hump my wife!" the owner chastised "Now I must be rid of you forever."
Mr. Skeffington didn't understand. The she human was wanting it, no? Why clean beneath the couch otherwise?
As the vet performed his duty however, a freak accident transferred the dog into an Eve clone. Now, he searches for his human for revenge.
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