I sexually Identify as a gay unicorn. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a long hard throbbing horn and making a "clopping" sound when I walk. People say to me that a person being a gay unicorn is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm FABULOUS! I'm having a plastic surgeon graft an authentic unicorn horn onto my forehead, and hooves to my hands and feet. From now on I want you guys to call me Glittercock and respect my right to walk on all fours and "Neigh". If you can't accept me you're a homo-unicornaphobe and need to check your thoroughbred privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.