How can you think outside the box if you don't have one?
I am but a humble cargo container salesman.
Are you a weary traveler who needs a companion? Are you a tourist looking for the perfect gift? Are you just lost in the endless expanse that is space, looking for SOMETHING? Well look no further! I have the solution no matter your plight! Your very own BOX! Here at Orion's boxes we sell the finest of Small Standard Containers in the entire sector! Buy a box today. Buy a friend for life. (Note: Orion's boxes is not liable for any cargo containers that without warning attack owners or other crew. No refund if cargo container suddenly becomes irate, or explosive. Be aware that side effects of owning a box may include but is not limited to; unrelenting itching of the left eye, suddenly detaching buttcheeks, or even death. Warrentee does not cover if/when box is destroyed by loss of ship or Capsuleer)
"Cargo containers don't complain when you put your junk in them!"-One SATISFIED Customer
"My prositutes went in dirty and came out clean! These boxes perform miracles!!"-Another VERY SATISFIED Customer
"ya know.. I was kinda sceptical about this. I've bought a lot of boxes but these just had a different feel to them, just gotta try it for yourself." -A slightly sticky Customer
"Finally! A place for all my pickles!" -Pickles Inc CEO