My name is Karn. For five years, I was starved of content with only one goal - kill goonies. Now I fulfill my CEO's dying wish - to join fleet and pew.
"Ye've got tae protect yer scran!"
IRN BRU GETS YOU THROUGH!
"Every time I hear about this game it gets stupider and stupider. I'm gonna have to assume that the only people who actually dedicatedly play this game are a Scientology-like cult of madmen with tons of disposable income and a love for virtual (ie not real so no real consequences) drama."