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When rolled off the factory floor, these machines designed for pleasure and companionship were touted by industry leaders to be the next big thing to penetrate the seedy entertainment consumer sector, however rather than commanding a market share, sales took a nose dive when pleasure bot customers ended up stuffed into jet cans and ejected into space. Faulty program psychosis was to blame for the string of murders. Nodal Point industries claim these personality bugs were stamped out in later iterations of the Pleasure Hub Node line. Sales have since recovered with a boon in production during the Kyonoke crisis.
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