Shocked and amazed at the wonders of necroflesh? You're not alone. For a limited time only, you too can have this handsome epidermis for the eensy price of your soul and a buttload of pain.
"You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can take that..."
The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!
How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?
No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...