Billy Mayes here for your wonderful alt services- If you have a small penis and need to make it feel as large as a nimitz class carrier well im here to help. by shooting me you not only get to feel 100 times larger then you are but you get to pad your KB by a whooping .000000000001%. and ill even throw in a few trinkets to help defray the cost of the ammo used to shoot me.
YOU MUST ACT TODAY!
(disclaimer- 1. killing this alt does not accually make your penis grow, it will remain 1/2 an inch long. 2. most people dont count alts, miners and haulers as "real" kills. 3. chances of trinkets or "loot" gained by killing this alt being worth more than ammo used to kill him are 1 in 100.)