A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-- Lazarus Long --

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

When the Shield Siren sounds; Caldari start screaming, Minmatar start getting out the duck tape, the Amarr declare "the battle has finally begun" and the Galente yell "Why do we even have those!?!?"

Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.