Meet Chetman Vuld, the galaxy's most "dedicated" starship pilot. Known for his uncanny ability to show up late to every battle (blaming "interstellar traffic"), Chetman prides himself on being the best procrastinator the EVE universe has ever seen. When he's not accidentally launching mining lasers at enemy ships or mistaking a wormhole for a casual detour, he's busy perfecting his space karaoke skills. Chetman's motto? "Why fight when you can nap in a nebula?" Though his fleet might say he's a questionable ally, he claims they're just jealous of his perfectly timed mid-combat coffee breaks. Fly on, Chetman. Fly on.