Most people are like slinkies. Pretty much useless, but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
"You either spend your life as a hiker, or live long enough to become a serial killer" - Azeda: Day-Z standalone
"60% of the time, it works every time" - Brian Fantana
"I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight." - Ron Burgundy