I don't know who you are and I don't care. I don't know what you want and I don't care.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you.
Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.