"Flying minmitar is like falling down the stairs, spinning on a desk chair, blind-folded and firing Uzis"
A true life's lesson: Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once you're in your fucked.
You know you play too much EVE when.... You walk into a Shop and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!" You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec." You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you. You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed." While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested." You call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers. You look at your boss and wonder how much dps you can inflict before getting fired