Ok now heres the story...

I joined with the intention of becoming a bad ass killer and taking over the galaxy.

Well as you may have guessed it hasnt all gone to plan.

I once dreamed of bringing down a sky of small flaming furry hamsters apon the worlds, laughing at the firey death of those caught before the shower of armegedon.

One day I hope to bring this dream to you and all that listin. To show you that the path to enlightnment is only a small passage away.

Even now I am breeding my army and they will be ejected apon the galaxy and there is no one that can stop this master plan of furryness.

so enjoy your time why you can for soon when you hear the squel and look up to the skys, there, you will see them heading to you!