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The Unwritten Rules of EVE:

1) Never undock a ship that you can't afford to lose (fittings and cargo, included)
2) No space is safe space
3) ALWAYS get FULL insurance on any ship you fly.
4) Never haul more than 20 million worth of goods into Jita in an untanked T1 hauler
5) Always keep local open in low or 0.0 sec space
6) Always check the map for activity when traveling through low sec
7) Always use warp-to-0km (instas) when traveling in low sec
8) Never go AFK in a low sec system while undocked (or in high sec when at war), unless cloaked at a safespot and unfleeted.
9) Never mine solo in a barge/exhumer in low sec
10) Always make safespots in low sec systems that you visit frequently
11) ALWAYS keep your clone updated.


Alternatively:
1) Trust the fear
2) Stay at range
3) Expect to die

Copy the Unwritten Rules of EVE to your bio

MY PERSONAL RULES OF LIFE
1. NEVER COUNT ON MONEY YOU DONT SEE
2. NEVER COUNT ON PUSSY YOU HAVENT FUCKED
3. NEVER DATE WHERE YOU WORK
4. IF YOU PULL A GUN USE IT
5. IF YOU PUT A PERSON IN YOUR TRUNK THAT PERSON HAS TO DIE NO EXEPTIONS
6. ALWAYS PAY STORAGE UNITS CASH
7. NEVER DIG A SHALLOW GRAVE...DIG IT DEEP OR DONT DIG AT ALL
8. OWN A HAND HELD TORCH THAT CAN MELT OR DISFIGURE STEEL
9. ALL GUNS ARE DISPOSABLE....ALL
10. ALWAYS SIT WITH YOUR BACK AGAINST A WALL
11. NEVER USE YOUR GOVERNMENT NAME ON SOCIAL MEDIA
12. NEVER ACKNOLEDGE YOUR IDENTITY OVER THE PHONE TO A UNKNOWN NUMBER
THERE'S MORE BUT THE REST ARE MINE TO KEEP----VAZER----