You play too much Eve when..
*You call your friends by their in-game name and they answer
*You look in your real wallet and panick when you don't find any ISK
*You have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven"
*You look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired
*You drive past a police road block and shout "gate camp"
*You start refering to the "hood" as low sec
*You see a scud launcher on the news and wonder if its tech 2
*You mistake the cops for Concord
*You get in a car wreck and run away worrying about getting podded
*You think about selling your car but wonder if it would be worth more if you reprocessed it
*You come home from the grocery store and throw everything in one cupboard and hit stack all
*when you start up your car and say "Warp drive active"

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.