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So there was once an old man that liked to conduct his symphony with a sword. Well, one day he was conducting, and he cut the head of his first violinist clean off. He went to court, and they sentenced him to death. He was sitting in his cell, and the guard walks up and asks him what he wants for his last meal. He replies "1000 green bananas,". The guard gives him a weird look, but orders his bananas. Later, he's on the chair, they flip the switch, nothing happens. Now, see, in this state, if you survived execution, you were set free. And, sure enough, the man goes back to conducting with his sword. The same thing happens; decapitation, death sentence, 1000 green bananas, execution, survival. He goes back, once again, and conducts with his sword. And it happens AGAIN. But, this time, the guard refuses him his bananas, saying that they keep him from dying somehow. The old man replies with, "Oh, you're just mad because I'm a bad conductor."