"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough." -Abraham Lincoln "Talk to me when you have a monocle you filthy hobo." - Me
Some say he never blinks, and he roams around the stars foraging bushes for isk. All we know is he’s called the Cloon
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells. All we know is he’s called the Cloon
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs. All we know is he’s called the Cloon
Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could crack the da vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is he’s called the Cloon
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees. All we know is he’s called the Cloon