Hi, i'm watson! I just heard an amazing story! (derp...)
A guy runs up to a counter in a candy store and says: "Hi mister can u take me to the toilet somewhere?" The man behind the counter replies by saying: "Well boy, you're old enough to do it yourself, so go do it yourself and leave me the heck alone, i'm to old for this shit. You know back in the days when the animals still could talk and the bombs were made by slaves, the ocean made of beer and the floor bedding made out of candy. The skies yellow cause people wouldn't stop farting and the smoke that came from houses were red from burning bodies. The streets darkred from the blood of their children and little pieces laying around called testicales? Those were the days boy, you could just go shit on the floor and nobody there to do anything about it, now that's life so go and do your job, leave me alone." Oke ol'man as he shits on the floor and runs out very happy.
"Come back here you little brat! That was my spot!"
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