Revolutions started! Uprisings quelled! Classes given in how to butcher an Antarian Hog. Instructor in Vegan cooking. Masters Degree in Nebula Physics. Doctorate in Sentient Preschool education. Low Sec Merkin Inspector. (Personal favourite) High Sec Theology Mystic.
Hobbies: trying to drink more than two Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters in one sitting; Looking for parts to re-construct a 20th Century (Old Earth Calander) Long Playing Recording Player called a Linn Sondek (just because I like the name); Reciting Vogon poetry; and, Learning the 3,798,263 known names for God. (Unfortunately, if I actually ever achieve this, the universe will quietly and gently fold itself away and cease to exist. Perhaps this is why the Amarr Gnostics are reluctant to share their Secret Names for their Gods?)
On the other hand there are lot's of Dumb Ways to Die in this Universe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw , or, to put it another way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fyO4uKkxo (8-)